64 Quotes by Lindsey Kelk

What cologne is that?’ ‘I ran out so I sprayed some Febreze in the air and just ran around in it,’ he whispered back. ‘Tell no one.’ ‘It goes to my grave,’ I replied, pulling out a chair at our table.

A break up is the closest thing to bereavement.

The point of the list wasn’t just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new.

I had always hated how things seemed ever so slightly worse, ever so slightly more insane at night.

It’s interesting how much you can tell about someone from their friends.

Saying you liked all music meant that you didn’t love any.

When in doubt, always compliment a woman’s eyeliner application.

I was not going to waste any more tears on someone who had left me a note. I was not going to make myself sick over someone that thought five years could be written off in fewer than four sentences. I was not going to break my heart over someone who could break my heart and still think it was OK to take my toothpaste at the same time. I was done.

I’d really like to write. Just write, whether it’s for magazines or books, whatever. Not necessarily deep and meaningful, but just something that someone can enjoy.