57 Quotes by Lisa Mantchev

It might well kill me one of these days, but so might other less pleasant things.

I know I’m supposed to be the new Mistress of Revels! But that doesn’t mean I have pockets full of muffins!

Peaseblossom-decorous, proper Peaseblossom-dropped her trousers to waggle her naked, pale bottom at the Stage Manager. Bertie laughed involuntarily, choked on her coffee, and nearly died as it came out her nose, but it was worth the searing pain in her nostrils to see the look on the Stage Manager’s face.

Then it was as though someone had uncorked a bottle of effervescent hatred and directed the resulting spray at me.

I can’t see where I’m going if I only look where I’ve been, my good man!

Attention, please, you demitasse of feminine frippery!

Penny, my darling,” he mumbled, “I hoped that someday I would wake to find you by my side. I just didn’t think it would be because you tried to kill me.

It is a truth universally acknowledged,” Mustardseed said, flying in lazy loops like an intoxicated bumblebee, “that a fairy in possession of a good appetite must be in want of pie.

Fall in love with me, not the idea of rescuing me.