32 Quotes by Liz Smith

Charlton Heston announced again today that he is suffering from Alzheimer's.

Do not join encounter groups. If you enjoy being made to feel inadequate, call your mother.

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress.

No matter who you are or what you plan to do in life, learn to type!

wonderful way to cultivate friendships and give those in Medford a view of the outside world.

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since youve become harmless.

He is going to start running my column, or a version of it, in September.

We took all the technological know-how that we had and took all the things women complained about and married the two.

Good gossip is just what's going on. Bad gossip is stuff that is salacious, mean, and bitchy; the kind most people really enjoy.