60 Quotes by Lizz Winstead

We’ve got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.

Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it’s a pronouncement that they like you on some level.

I dropped out of college and I’m pretty much a self-educated person, so a lot of my core belief system comes from life.

My curiosity is not a choice. It’s always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there’s an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

If you’re a woman and you’ve decided to step in front of people on any kind of platform and say that you have feelings about anything, you are committing a radical act. People view it as such, so you might as well actually commit a radical act.

There’s plenty of ways you can go and encourage people. And you should do that. But don’t demonize what you do, I do, what other comics are doing, when you see people showing up and listening and responding because they’ve heard the messaging in the new kind of way.

Opportunities present themselves to me. That’s how my whole life has been pretty much. I’ve been lucky.

There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that’s important or hard, and since I don’t believe that, at some point there has to be a level of “agree to disagree.”