60 Quotes by Lizz Winstead

I’m Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

It’s always fun when somebody who you admire and respect is the voice – is your voice, as a viewer.

The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn’t really matter.

In an odd way, my parents were proud of me. When they saw me do stand-up, I’d see them looking around the room and watch them taking in the people laughing. On some level, that comforted them.

I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting ’holding up your end of a conversation.

Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don’t consider yourself a writer.