45 Quotes by Lloyd Kaufman

The person who goes to the Troma movie knows that he or she may love the Troma movie or, he or she may hate the Troma movie; but the movie goer knows that he or she will never forget the Troma movie.

Being a gay married man, I love Broadway musicals.

Fast Food Nation' was boring and aimed at yuppies, and yuppies don't eat fast food.

The first time I took acid, I made the decision that I would stay in New York and find an independent film company to get a job with.

I would only make a movie that I believe in. If I didn't believe in it, it would be unworthy.

I believe that independent film making is the last frontier of creative expression available. So I’m always willing to lend a helping hand to a young film maker who’s just getting into the business.

If someone offered me a hundred million dollars to make a movie? I would first remind him that there are 850 million people in the world who don’t have enough to eat.

I didn’t even know what a film director was. To me, Charlie Chaplin was a goofy clown, and John Ford – what? Never heard of him.

The thing I find about the movie industry is that 99 percent of the people are absolute scum. They’re horrible people, they really are. Very nasty killer rabbits who hate movies. But the other 1 percent are really the greatest, most wonderful people in the world.