32 Quotes by Lori Wilde

Any of us that have been around for any length of time have had our hearts broken. That’s life. That’s all it is. Loving, getting hurt, but daring to love again, even though you know you’re probably going to get hurt again. That’s the triumph of the human spirit. The infinite capacity to love.

There are three ways to argue with a woman. None of them work. – Dutch Callahan.

The cabin leaned like a drunken cowboy.

Good sense comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from actin’ like a damn fool. – Dutch Callahan.

What scale do you rate them on?” “I don’t rate my lovers at all. Do you?” “You mean other than small, medium, and large?” she quipped.

His father wore a paper-thin hospital gown the color of misery.

Too stale for the day-old bakery, so serve them to the wedding guests. Gotcha. My Big Fat Redneck Wedding.

Hurry and ketchup, tomato.

You can remember which one is which by thinking that stalactites cling tight to the ceiling, while stalagmites might rise up from the floor. Over time, the stalagmites and stalactites will meet and form a column, just like they did with old Cupid here.