362 Quotes by Lou Holtz

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    When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin.

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    I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more.

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    How do you know what it's like to be stupid if you've never been smart?

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    Give your players something they can physically do - don't ask them to do something they can't do.

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    I think life is a matter of choices and that wherever we are, good or bad, is because of choices we make.

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