65 Quotes by Louie Anderson

You can't open anything after your 50. You have to wait 'til people stop by the house. 'Oh my God, I'm glad you're here.'

Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.

We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that.

If I have food in the house and I'm laying in bed, I go, 'I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard.'

I would trade everything I have to have had a happier childhood.

I was kind of a Rickles comic to begin with. I was caustic, and I was abusive and mean to the audience.

I'm at 23 feet, diving into 17 feet of water. I'm over 400 pounds. Who doesn't want to see that? I do. I'm always shocked that I can do it.

I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

I think I have always tried to connect my comedy to my art.