227 Quotes by Louis C.K.

For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I’m making plenty of money.

There’s a huge amount of work that goes into placating a network in regular television. It’s literally 70% or 80% of your workload, is showing them the material, getting their notes and presenting it to them and making sure they weigh in. It’s a huge amount of work.

You have to be aware of who you’re talking to in an audience.

People don’t talk to me on airplanes.

I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.

Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can’t dress and feed a four-year-old? Take it on!

Everybody is different. Some comedy is more musical like Steven Wright. His is a pillar of comedy to me. He invented a whole form and all his jokes are poems. So it’s different. I wanted to do it like George Carlin. Now I do it like me.

If the whole country had to have the same conversation that was safe for everybody, it would be a pretty awful place to live. There wouldn’t be a conversation.

There’s no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you’re gonna be HUGE !