227 Quotes by Louis C.K.

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

I wish I could keep a journal. I have a lot of journals with one page half written in. I sometimes will write myself a quick email on my Blackberry when I think of something.

It’s just a big excuse to say awful things.

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That’s like a sports thing, it’s not usually a comedy and writing thing.

All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad; talking is good.

I don’t have a brother in real life.

I’m enjoying the work while I get it right now.

When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I’m like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we’re walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides.

A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It’s a great, very smart way to make television. It’s worked for however long TV’s been around.