227 Quotes by Louis C.K.

Apple embodies a lot of what have been defined as feminine traits: an emphasis on intuitive design, intellect, a strong sense of creativity, and that striving to always make the greatest version of something.

I don’t like waking up. I feel like staying in bed usually, but I can’t because I’ve got two kids standing next to my bed, just eager to live another day.

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

Everything that people say is testable.

Some people think it’s demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don’t know if that’s true.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it’s really like magic because you transform reality for people.

There’s nothing that beats proving you’re funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with You Tube and all the other stuff online.

You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They’re mean, man. They’re cold and very cool-oriented.

Technically, I’ve learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.