227 Quotes by Louis C.K.

I think I’m past any window where I’m suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, ‘Oh, my God, what happened to you?’

It’s more fun to experience things when you don’t know what’s going to happen.

I am really tired of looking at my hips. I’m seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, “You hips. You hips need to get it together.”

When people are getting richer and richer but they’re not actually producing anything, it can’t end well.

There’s no such thing as a cheap laugh.

You can’t cancel my stand-up tours. It’s impossible. There’s too many separate bosses. There is no ‘bosses.’

When I got divorced, I thought ‘Well, there goes my act.’

A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they’re too easy to deal with. They’re really nice people.