227 Quotes by Louis C.K.

A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.

We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That’s when your life is amazing, so you just make stuff up to get worried about.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

When you’re young as a comic, you don’t have a lot of leverage.

When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way to articulate it and inspire them.

Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head.

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

I watch a lot of sports. But when I’m not working, I’m with my daughters every chance I get.

I thought about going to NYU film school – that was this ideal to me. But I didn’t make any kind of grades in high school.