227 Quotes by Louis C.K.

I’m not sure why I’m so often disgusting on stage. I don’t always know where it comes from.

The ability to just sit there. That’s being a person.

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it’s me.

Gay men have to go through something to own their – who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.

I’ve had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

Talking is always positive. That’s why I talk too much.

I could never sit down and write jokes.

Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?