227 Quotes by Louis C.K.

The only time you look in your neighbor’s bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don’t look in your neighbor’s bowl to see if you have as much as them.

‘I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.’

You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. Take a breath. You’ll be okay. Even if you don’t feel okay all the time.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he’ll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy.

What happens after you die? Lot’s of things happen after you die – they just don’t involve you.

I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself.

Everything that’s difficult you should be able to laugh about.

I have a lot of beliefs and I live by none of them.