227 Quotes by Louis C.K.

If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you.

People say, ‘My phone sucks.’ No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.

Here’s how my brain works: It’s stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.

It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

I’ve learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

If you do something and people think you’re stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn’t matter who’s president.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you’re good at.

If you think everything you’ve done is great, you’re probably dumb.