227 Quotes by Louis C.K.

Life isn’t something you possess. It’s something you take part in, and you witness.

Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It’s a massive gift to be able to say you’re not the most important person to yourself.

I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.

I’ve been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don’t live that long. It doesn’t matter.

I find that when people laugh really hard, it’s usually because they’re connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn’t considered. That’s my payoff.

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It’s like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.

I don’t think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.