160 Quotes by Louise Rennison

I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I’m hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.

When we did eventually get to the party – me walking next to Dad’s Volvo driving at five miles an hour – I had a horrible time. Everyone laughed at first but then more or less ignored me. In a mood of defiant stuffed oliveness I did have a dance by myself but things kept crashing to the floor around me. The host asked if I would sit down. I had a go at that but it was useless. In the end I was at the gate for about an hour before Dad arrived.

He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not “Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

Its okay I’m wearing really big knickers.

I care too much for people. I am a bit like Jesus. Only not so heavily bearded.

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

It’s hard to tell the truth sometimes, especially if you don’t want to hurt someone. And you did. You said what you feel. And you must do what is right for you, not what other people say is right.

I’m not a ice cream, i’m a human being.

I am looking at you and you are looking at me. This is very good. I am looking and I am liking. You are looking and you are thinking, ‘I hope she doesn’t hit me with her crop.’ But that is because I am me and you are you.