160 Quotes by Louise Rennison

And that’s when it fell off in my hand.

At that point Ms Fox came in and said, “Hello, carry on as if I am not here.” Then she lay down on the floor.

You’re fourteen years old. You’ve only had that hair for fourteen years and you want to change it already! How bored are you going to be with it by the time you are thirty? What color will you be up to by then?

Out on the moors, The lonely moors, I roll around in sheep poo. Heathcliff, it’s youuuuu, I hate you, I love you tooooo. Let me in, I’m here, it’s meeeee, Catheeeeeeee. Look out of your windooooow.

I’ve never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it’s a crap idea?

Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn’t it farther away?

JUST LET IT GO.

And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn’t put that past them. Sometimes when they are behind the sofa supposedly purring, I think they are drilling.