160 Quotes by Louise Rennison

Who knows what goes on in my mind? I will be the last to know. Even.

The fly in her argument is that when she says, ‘they’ will feel like lemons, we don’t know who ‘they’ are. And ‘they’ might BE lemons.

I am going to become a writer for Cosmo – you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a bloke, they don’t have to make sense either.

Still, a really heavy period should cheer me up.

When uncle Eddie does his impression of ‘Like a Virgin’ it’s like Madonna is coming out of his body!? Christ what an image.

I think ‘growing up’ would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren’t so egotistically driven.

I'm a real Luddite.