160 Quotes by Louise Rennison

Oh, Blimey O'Riley's pantyhose....What is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on. 'What light doth through yonder window break?' It's the bloody moon, for God sake, Will, get a grip!

Heathcliff. The "hero" of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why.He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you.

I whispered to Jas, "I hope they haven't got a cat," and she said, "Don't you mean a dog?" and I said, "Have you met Angus?

Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.

Watching TV Mum said, 'Do you miss your dad?' and I said, 'Who?

Unbelievable! I said, "What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?

I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson