102 Quotes by Lucille Ball

Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that’s good taste.

Whether we’re prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.

I will never do another TV series. It couldn’t top I Love Lucy, and I’d be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off.

A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.

Women’s Lib? Oh, I’m afraid it doesn’t interest me one bit. I’ve been so liberated it hurts.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we’d profit from them.

People either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.

I’m sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn’t think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children.

I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.