123 Quotes by Lyle Lovett

There's no bad luck, There's just the luck you've found.

You have to be really good to get away with smashing a guitar.

I married her just because she looks like you.

My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question

I've never been ready to do a single thing I've ever done in my life. I haven't been prepared enough, haven't studied enough, haven't known enough. You can never be ready. There's just so much to know.

Fortunately, I've never had a job

Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.

She was ugly from the front, and I said ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly. Well, I could handle it behind her.

I don't ever try to anticipate my audience. I just write the songs I want to write, and hope people like 'em.