123 Quotes by Lyle Lovett

Who keeps on loving you when you've been lying, saying things that ain't what they seem? God does, but I don't. God will, but I won't.

I like my audience. I always feel when up on stage performing that I could enjoy having a cup of coffee with any one of them.

If Ford is to Chevrolet what Dodge is to Chrysler, what Corn Flakes are to Post Toasties, what the clear blue sky is to the deep blue sea, what Hank Williams is to Neil Armstrong - can you doubt we were made for each other?

Look around and you will see this world is full of creeps like me.

Writin songs is like a mystery. The most difficult thing to do is have a good idea. If you have a decent idea, the songs are the easy part. Actually having something to say is the hard part. If you get an idea for a song, then it pulls you along. There are just some ideas that you get that are really hard to edit out; it's hard to stop thinking about some bad ideas. So you just finish it and you end up putting it on a record.

Home is where my horse is.

Man, I need to impress her, cause I'd like to undress her.

What would we do if we didn't try? We have to try.

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger