903 Quotes by M.F. Moonzajer

Whenever I write a paragraph in English, I first check it with the Google Translator, and most often it says no language detected.

My scary strange English shall only be counted as my English problem.

Be careful of your spelling, if an o can make count cunt, what it might do to you.

You can be good at many things, but you can only be great at one thing, until you find that thing, you are an average loser.

Everyone loves to walk in the footprints of successful people, even without understanding whom footprints they walk in

If you have learned to be good by yourself you will always be.

There are moments in life that one certainly believes he is alive.

Live and love yourself forever, because we are all stuck with what we are.

Your water is in the bottles, and my water is in the bucket, but we are brothers? I am collecting garbage, and you are in the bed, but we are sisters? My fingers are broken, and your hands are so soft, but we are family? Your God is like an angel, and my God is like an evil, but we are equal? My stomach is empty, and your stomach is so big, but we are humans?