100 Quotes by Macaulay Culkin

I’m doing naughty things, I’m drinking too much, I’m going to clubs. It really didn’t matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn’t let their kids hang out with me.

I hope I’m remembered as the king of the world, the noble man who united all the nations of the earth. But that probably won’t happen.

I do have a family, and I do have friends, and so-called friends, and acquaintances, and many other people I see only around Christmas time. Maybe they could vouch for me. Maybe they could testify to my existence and save a part of me that thinks I’m no better than a bag of potato chips.

I went to high school, which was a good thing because I hadn’t interacted with many people my age, and I didn’t really have friends. I had a million acquaintances and no friends.

I can go to any restaurant without a reservation, but while I’m there, everyone’s gonna be staring.

People do bad things in their lives. And those sort of things are forgivable. That’s half the point of having confession in church – you need to be able to fess up to what you’ve done.

Because of what I did when I was 10 years old, I’m not living from paycheck to paycheck, and I can do things because I want to do them.

I’ve led a very isolated existence since I was 6 years old. It’s kind of been me and my mind.

The funny thing is, I’m not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.