373 Quotes by Mae West

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you’re boned, what’s left to create the illusion? Let em wonder. I never believed in giving them too much of me.

Don’t cry for a man who’s left you – the next one may fall for your smile.

When in doubt take a bath.

One more drink and I’ll be under the host.

Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.

I’ve been in ‘Who’s Who’ and I know what’s what, but it’ll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.

Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can’t ever take that away from you.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.

I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.