373 Quotes by Mae West

A man’s kiss is his signature.

It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.

How tall are you big boy? Six foot nine inches! Let’s go up to my place and talk about the nine inches!

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who’s smart enough to hide ’em.

If you put your foot in it, be sure it’s your best foot.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon – it’s time to cash in.

I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

Men are all alike – except the one you’ve met who’s different.