373 Quotes by Mae West

A good man is hard to find – but you’ll mostly find him asleep.

Life’s just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.

I only have ‘yes’ men around me. Who needs ‘no’ men?

Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it’ll keep you.

I’m the kinda girl who works for Paramount by day, and Fox all night.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they’re doing and saying in films right now just shouldn’t be allowed. There’s no dignity anymore and I think that’s very important.

You may think you’re in love when the passions of sex get hold of you, but if you didn’t love the man before, you won’t love him after. Like him, maybe, but not love him.