373 Quotes by Mae West

Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said “I do, and I also wash and iron them.” I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you’re heading for a crash. What I’m against is blind flying.

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.

Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.

When you get the personality, you don’t need the nudity.

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man’s heart. Mae West: Funny, too, ’cause I don’t know how to cook.

I’m a good woman for a bad man.