373 Quotes by Mae West

Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.

If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.

Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.

I'd like to see Paris before I die.

Some of the wildest men make the best pets.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.

A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.