10 Quotes by Mamrie Hart

We are always growing up. I'm growing up as I type this. An eighty-seven-year-old woman is still technically growing up. So be as immature as you want. Right now, you are the youngest you you're ever going to be.

(On Panic Attacks) And once I had my first one with Maegan, they crept up about once a month. And without warning. It was worse than getting my period. In fact, I called it my exclamation point.

The waterfall, while scary, would've released us. The panic attack will also release you. Just relax, and don't feel weird about being vocal about your feelings. ... Just breathe, And if possible, drink the nearest thing to you.

I spent my days spread-eagle in front of a fan, with bright pink calamine lotion slathered all over my undercarriage. If you walked into my room, you’d think I was giving birth to a Pepto-Bismol baby.

These days if I ate three bites of a Blizzard, that Blizzard would turn into a tornado of farts.

I inevitably felt like a fetus with eyeliner in comparison.

Don’t readjust your contacts. No, that is not the slow hyena from The Lion King. That is my four-pound best friend.

Sunsets are the photography equivalent of people telling you what they dreamt.

We are always growing up. I’m growing up as I type this. An eighty-seven-year-old woman is still technically growing up. So be as immature as you want. Right now, you are the youngest you you’re ever going to be.