6 Quotes by Marc Acito

I shouldn't be surprised. Catholicism is the ultimate loophole religion (sin, confess, repeat), so it makes sense that a priest would know better than anyone how to work the angles. Still, when you go to confession and say, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," you don't expect him to say, "So, who hasn't?

I'm a sucker for a guy with a big organ.

There are moments in your life when you see yourself through someone else’s eyes, when your only hope of believing you’re capable of doing something is because someone else believes it for you.

Father Angelo makes me uncomfortable. For starters, he’s way too good-looking for a priest, his dark bedroom eyes and athletic build arousing exactly the kind of impure thoughts you’re supposed to go to church to get rid of.

But that doesn’t stop me from moving about him like a junior high girl lingering by the lifeguard station.

I’m a sucker for a guy with a big organ.