67 Quotes by Marcus Brigstocke

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it.

Britain is obsessed with political correctness.

I don't mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan.

Jews, I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just 'whatever', but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully and someone mentions it, that doesn't make them anti-Semitic.

To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!

I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role.

Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all. They're your bloody rules! Either stick to them or abandon the faith.

All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.