53 Quotes by Mark A. Cooper

Life has no remote....get up and change it yourself!

I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.

can you keep your legs together? its not due for a month

He moved closer to her, his face just inches away from her. They stood motionless. Jason looked deep into her eyes. He tore away her barriers and locked eyes. His nose two inches away, he slightly tilted his face and looked at her lips. She slightly turned her face at the opposite angle.

Jason’s entire body started to tremble, his pupils dilated. If they had tried to provoke him, they had finally succeeded and woken a human hurricane with a sting worse than a Fattail Scorpion.

I didn’t say she was fat. Just easier to see than most,” Jason said. “I bet even her bath has stretch marks!

Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one.

Connor and Cameron look wide-eyed at the carnage. Cameron slowed the speedboat down to a crawl. She and Connor looked at Jason.“Oops,” Jason said meekly. Nothing else seemed appropriate.“Oops?” Connor shouted. “You blew up half the town.

Everyone kept telling me not to worry someone will do something. No one did so I became someone and did something.