65 Quotes by Mark Leyner
- Author Mark Leyner
-
Quote
I've always been entranced with theater.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Mark Leyner
-
Quote
I'm in that very preliminary stage of wondering how exactly to "pressurize" the novel in some way I've never considered before.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Mark Leyner
-
Quote
I think people got in touch with me either knowing my work, or probably more frequently just knowing a plot or sort of buzz about something I did and sort of saying, "Get that guy that writes the crazy stuff in here."
- Tags
- Share
- Author Mark Leyner
-
Quote
One of the things that struck me as unique about Hollywood is that I never had bad meetings. There were all enthusiastic, but meaninglessly enthusiastic.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Mark Leyner
-
Quote
You are fiercely heterosexual and well-formed, and it's no one's business that you've shrunk your parents and keep them in a terranium, but you have a gatling gun for a mouth, and if that's a diary you're producing from your cleavage, I'm leaving.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Mark Leyner
-
Quote
Yo! You’re my dope dealer not my thesis adviser. If I wanted your opinion about my dissertation, I’d have asked for it, Motherfucker!
- Tags
- Share
- Author Mark Leyner
-
Quote
I dont walk around chuckling all the time. My outlook is very bleak. Its worse than bleak, its apocalyptic.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Mark Leyner
-
Quote
I was an infinitely hot and dense dot.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Mark Leyner
-
Quote
I think I'm a shy, self-conscious person who thinks he's being looked at and tries to look okay. Not in a hottie, narcissistic way necessarily.
- Tags
- Share