12 Quotes by Mark McKinney

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

There are three things I don't like. Crazy kids, crazy cars and birds. The first two I avoid, the last I eat. Oh. Me, I'm a cat.

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.