45 Quotes by Mark Roberts

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.

I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.

I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free, nudity would be part of the norm over there, but it isn't. It's surprising.

We're one of the smallest schools competing in the Division I meets, so our focus is getting as many kids as we can through to the next level.

God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored.

Hollywood have been in touch; they want to make a movie of my life.

I was asked to model but I never took up the offer.

I was happy with our team because we didn't quit. We're at a point right now where nobody wants to let the team down. We're just fightin' and it's really nice to see.

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.