66 Quotes by Mark Tufo

Pretty lady. Why are you crying? My mom says crying makes your asscarrots run,” Angel said.

The splitting up, I know, I know. I feel like the idiot that says, ‘Yeah I’ll go down to the basement alone to check out the breaker box, and I only have this one wooden match to light my way. Oh, and did I mention that we heard suspicious sounds down there only moments earlier?

BT barely registered my existence as I pulled the gun from his hand. He looked up at me with a tear-soaked face. “I’ve been bit, Mike,” BT sobbed.

All of us are flawed. It is our responsibility to find ways around those inherent issues.

If you can’t beat em. Become as crazy as a fuckin’ loon and enjoy the ride.

BT, I’d been saving his ass for close to twenty-five years before you ever came in the picture. I think if anyone is qualified to do it, it’s me.” “I hate when you two do this,” I told them.

A spider can practice looking cuddly its entire life; still not going to change anything. I can’t believe you’re trying to kill me.

Somehow it seemed nobler to die naked like a savage than with a terry cloth towel around my waist.

I’m not happy about this, Mike.” The truck dipped down as he got back in. “When’s the last time you were happy?” “The minute before I met you and every minute before that.