319 Quotes by Martha Stewart

I have sometimes, probably, forgotten - and I know I have - to pat the back of someone or said thank you enough times or maybe even once sometimes I wish I were perfect. I wish I were just the nicest, nicest, nicest person on Earth. But I am a business person.If I were a man no one would ever say that I was arrogant.

I don't think in a male or female way. I don't differentiate between male and female. I never have. I'm not considered a feminist.

Charles made us laugh all the time, and Alexis is unbelievably wonderful to all the candidates. They just appreciated her candor and niceness so much,

I did not want the media attention currently surrounding me to distract from the important work of the NYSE, and thus I felt it was appropriate to resign,

Of course I know how to roll a joint.

Charles brings the expertise of a legendary entrepreneur to the conference room each week.

I didn't cheat the little people. ... We're all little people. I didn't cheat anybody out of anything.

Getting over those unexpected hurdles may not be exactly enjoyable, but ultimately I believe that such challenges and the solutions we find give us more confidence.They teach us with common sense and determination we can turn what looks like a disaster into a triumph.

Gee, Martha, it looks like it's time to sell this (wink, wink, wink).