105 Quotes by Martin Short

Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied.

You try to figure out things to keep yourself interested. It's very easy to get lulled.

David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny.

What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime.

My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized.

I know if I were to drop dead now, people would probably write nice things in the obit.

Being the youngest of five, you're adored, you're fueled with confidence.

I have a kind of objective luxury about my career.

I think loss can fuel how you lead your whole life.