105 Quotes by Martin Short

Steve's body of work is remarkable. I know that because earlier this evening, Steve turned to me and said, 'Isn't my body of work remarkable?'

Steve got his first job in comedy as a writer on the 'Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour' because he was dating one of the dancers. Oh, by the way, Steve, Tommy Tune says hi.

Two words, sweetie: Balloon mortgage -- and the need to be loved.

We find you have be careful about what you make up, because it'll come back to haunt you. I make up so much stuff, I say it's growing like a snowball.

Every market is crowded and competitive, ... and everyone survives based on whether we want to visit that person everyday.

This is satire. I am a satirist. Modern-day society has this obsession with needing to know every ounce of angst about performers' lives, to the point that it becomes more important than whether they can perform.

He's wildly passionate and very, very honest and smart.

He's an original genius. He's kind of blazed his own trail.

Whether arrogantly or what, I view myself simply as an actor.