28 Quotes by Marty Feldman



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    I don’t enjoy anything while I’m doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

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    You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend.

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    I won’t eat anything that has intelligent life, but I’d gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

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    I don’t want to be a director. I want to direct. There’s a difference.

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    I don’t know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

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