140 Quotes by Mary H.K. Choi

I love how British people call Asian people 'oriental' unless they're talking about Indian people, who get to be called Asian.

Rihanna's boots are too scared to look bad on Rihanna.

I have horrible shoe hang-ups. Particularly when it comes to flats.

From the first time I harangued my mother into buying me a pair of platform sandals at the irascible and persistent age of 11, I've worn heels.

I'm pretty sure I peaked at 15.

Nothing is more untoward than a grown man tasking another with snapping a pic expressly so he can 'flex the 'fit.' It's tacky -self-aggrandizing - and speaks to an existential neediness typically reserved for failed actresses and phenomenally successful rappers.

Do you know why we pay trainers and nutritionists? Because having to muster interest in the minor successes of someone else's journey toward pedestrian-ass healthiness is taxing and should be compensated.

LaCroix sparkling water is absolutely delicious.

The first time I drank LaCroix, I half expected it to be filled with self-tanner. Or Axe body spray.