85 Quotes by MaryJanice Davidson

He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

There’s more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.

WHEN I finally slowed and looked around, I saw with amazement I’d trotted sixteen blocks in about three minutes. Summer Olympics, here I come. Assuming they held the races at night.

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That’s all I want to know.

I’m rubber and you’re glue,” I told Satan, ” and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.

She couldn’t tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned.

Yeah, well, it’s been a super fun week. And by ‘super fun’ I mean ‘horrible and endless’.

I'll cough up the bitter truth right now, at the risk of losing my Feminism Club Decoder Ring: I didn't go see 'Inside Out' for Amy Poehler, though she's terrific. I went to see my dark prince, Lewis Black.

I'm a sucker for the big, gruff, distant, emotionally closed-off hero who sloooowly warms up to the feisty, awesome, sweet heroine.