1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Disobedient parents are a great trouble to their children.

My father was a patriarch inside a matriarchy, but never knew it.

When I prayed for success, I forgot to ask for sound sleep and good digestion.

My noisy denunciation trails off in doubt.

Often, when I want to consult my impulses, I cannot find them.

Death is hacking away at my address book and party lists.

A sympathetic look always makes me feel sorry for myself.

An aphorism that does not score is just one more sentence.

Events are called inevitable only after they have occurred.