1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Hatred observes with more care than love does.

The New Right: kiss the bankers and spank the babies.

My intentions go one way, my desires another. Thus I feel both self-indulgent and deprived.

The world needs an enema.

Fantasy mirrors desire. Imagination reshapes it.

Never try to leap from a standstill.

Funerals prove that someone is really gone.

Babies and the old are permitted self-absorption. In between, it provokes resentment.

Blackmail is one of the great pastimes of family life.