1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Fame is fickle, but Obscurity is usually faithful to the end.

Minds will wander even during the Last Judgment.

Pornography does not inspire violence, but you can break a leg trying to imitate it.

Human nature is a scoundrel's favorite explanation.

The right time to die is never exactly now.

Art seduces, but does not exploit.

The aphorism: a platitude that swerves, or slides all the way around.

Family romances are the only ones that never turn out happily.

Don't stare into a mirror when you are trying to solve a problem.