1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Pornography supplies the only really safe sex.

Malice is always authentic and sincere.

To avoid doing anything, wait for the right circumstances.

Fail, and your friends feel superior. Succeed, and they feel resentful.

An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie.

Good manners can render even virtue tolerable.

The power of the past does not depend on our knowledge of it.

The pointless ferocities of intellectual life shock businessmen, who kill only to eat.

Worrying is as futile as boredom, but harder work.